Sep25

Roast the user above’s favorite pokemon!

Welcome to the thread where you roast the user above’s favorite pokemon!
Don’t be personal or take the roasts personally. You can be brief (Garbodor is literally trash) or longer (Ariados is horrible! It has a trash base speed stat and special attack stat. Also, it’s Unova Pokédex entries state that it attaches silk to it’s prey, then tracks the silk to the prey and it’s friends! That is so scary and awful! In pokemon Moon, it even says that it wraps it’s prey in thread and sips it’s body fluids at it’s leisure! That is disgusting!
This post made by Blathers)
Here is an example:
Person 1: Pikachu
Person 2: Pikachu is an uncreative favorite pokemon.
Latias
Person 3: Latios is clearly better than Latias!
Greedent.
Person 2: That thing is super ugly.
Etc
I will start.

Necrozma
guzmania Written by Wachinga