Create a Smash Bros Reveal Tagline For The Above User

Super Smash Bros has become well known nowadays for its taglines in reveals from Smash 4 onwards. Usually these are thematic to the character at hand or punny (Eg. "RIDLEY Hits The Big Time!", "STEVE Rocks The Block!").

I wanna see that but for all of us here. Try and create a Smash Bros tagline for the user above you

I'll start:

"NONEXISTENT USER ABOVE ME Lurks In The Shadows!"