Corrupt a Wish v2

Format:

You, the current poster, state a wish.

The next poster posts how it's corrupted and then posts their own wish.

Seriously. After you post the corruption, then POST YOUR OWN WISH.

Example:

P1: I wish I had a dollar.

P2: Granted, but your dollar explodes.

I wish I owned a trainset.

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Now let's start.

I wish I had some caramel candy.